- the dinosaur stomping neighbor above us. My roomie and I have dealt with her since we first moved in 1 year ago. She is the lovely lady who came down to threaten and accuse us of spying on her for her husband. She thought we were calling her husband with intel on when she would come and go from the apt while he was traveling for work. Yeaaaah….PSYCHO. Why did she think this? Because we ran into her husband in walmart parking lot and he came over to say hi while she sat and seethed evilly in the car. She ended up calling his cell phone to get him to end the conversation and go into walmart already. First of all, her husband is hella old and sometimes creepy. We could give two shits about their drama and would never get involved. Second of all, when would we have time for that BS anyway??? We’re always at school or at the hospital. Freaking paranoid, crazy lady…
Anyway, we’re convinced she has killed her husband because we haven’t seen him for over a month and she reappeared after a dramatic exit which involved her husband telling us that she was gone forever because they’re divorcing. What the eff happened… Life was so peaceful with her gone. It’s not like we’re loud anyway, the ceilings are just thin. Well ok so maybe she stomped all over my room when I cheer on the Hokies. But seriously, it’s not like she’s a freaking elephant; she’s an average sized woman but she stomps on purpose to piss us off. Maybe all that bitterness weighs her down… Anyway, we gotta drown her out somehow. So now we battle her stomping with yelling, music, and throwing objects at the ceiling. [By the way, we don’t know her name because the one time she talked/THREATENED us, she didn’t even have the decency to introduce herself]
So, if anyone has suggestions for bass pumping music or epically awesome scores please do share =] I can only blast japanese taiko drum music for so long.
